punkpixieprince:

thelulusoldier:

anecdotesandelderthings:

d-a-f-punk:

lostmyvirginitytomozart:

t4lkn3rdyt0m3:

This movie is the perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should never leave the party and go off on their own adventure.

Uh, this movie is a perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should absolutely leave the party and have their own adventure

Minor quibble: one of them took enough levels in ranger to get an animal companion

I would generally argue that Altivo is a player character (probably a druid) but Animal Friendship is a lvl 1 bard spell. Miquel might have just rolled really well. 

Or the horse is actually a player character too

#of course miguel rolled well they have loaded dice (x)

Source: t4lkn3rdyt0m3

procrastiwriting:

My main problem as a writer is that I don’t write because “I have a story to tell”. I write because there are worlds I want to visit, ideas I want to explore, people I want to meet, conversations I want to hear, emotions that I want to express, and impossibilities I want to make real.

Which means that I still need a fucking plot.

slutty-ankylosaurus:

wildlyannoyingdoofus:

dexer-von-dexer:

stem-stims:

Physics: More pencil tricks

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i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

As the person who IS qualified to take the thing out, please leave all metaphorical pencils in metaphorical water bags unless there seems like a very very good reason to take it out.

And basically the only thing that trumps bleeding to death as an emergency is not breathing, so take a pencil out of a water bag only if it is obstructing one of the water bag’s regular air holes.

Source: stem-stims