theladyinquisitors:

apathetic–nightmares:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*holds up plucked chicken* BEHOLD, A MAN

#unfortunately i understood all of this

Finally got the time (and energy) to read my Yuletide gift! It’s a wonderful fic about the backstory between Marsh and Kelsier in Brandon Sanderson’s Mistborn series (which you should definitely read if you haven’t already). Go check it out here.