life, affectingly: starlightstorm: mckillington: i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma:…

starlightstorm:

mckillington:

i-zelyonii-popugai:

mustbekarma:

agentbartowski:

can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?

nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal essays.

One shits you not

Also acceptable:…

life, affectingly: starlightstorm: mckillington: i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma:…

iheldthespookyslickinspring:

steampoweredzombiegiraffe:

starathsbunker:

roane72:

darkjez:

ireallyhatecornnuts:

doingtheneedful:

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive

“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active

Welp.

Oh my god, best passive voice identification tool ever.

This is on par with the moment that I learned “the alligator always eats the bigger number” when determining whether to use greater than or less than sign. 

Life changing shit, seriously.

That. Is. Brilliant.

I know what I’ll be using when kids are learning about passive voice in my classroom!

Did you hear that? It was the sound of my mind being blown

a preposition is anything you can be to a tree