Tag: Halloween

kyuubinu:

ruby-white-rabbit:

ruby-white-rabbit:

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5’2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

unicornempire:

obsessionisaperfume:

rageofthenerd:

I tried to make jack-o-lanterns for Command, Science, and Engineering, but one of them was a little….accident prone.

OH MY GOD

We all knew what would happen, but we let them paint that poor pumpkin red anyway… what monsters are we?

Source: rageofthenerd

skibump724:

waffl3jones101:

satanic-princess:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

10knotes:

omfg that is just too adorable

This kitteh having a little halloween adventure is one of my favourite posts of all time 🙂

Every fall like clockwork this photo set pops up and we all must reblog it

You know it’s getting close to Halloween when you see it appear 😀

This will always be one of my favorite comics ever. It gives me warm fuzzies~

my heart….

Oh little baby kitty ❤️

Slang Terms for Death

nevver:

  1. Turn over the perch (1594)
  2. Yield the crow a pudding (1599)
  3. Put to bed with a shovel (1707)
  4. Put into one’s cool crepe (1725)
  5. Slip one’s wind (1772)
  6. Go out with a wooden habeas (1785)
  7. Hop the twig (1797)
  8. Lose the number of one’s mess (1814)
  9. Booked by the Gravesend bus (1838)
  10. Measure over the counter (1841)
  11. Cut the painter (1850)
  12. Ride old Charon’s Ferry-boat (1854)
  13. Hand in one’s checks (1857)
  14. Take a blinder (1859)
  15. Lay down one’s knife and fork (1864)
  16. Make a die of it (1866)
  17. Go up Green River (1872)
  18. Stick one’s spoon in the wall (1873)
  19. Climb the golden staircase (1883)
  20. Deal one’s final lay-out (1887)
  21. Push clouds (1887)
  22. Climb the greasy pole (1890)
  23. Pull the string (of the shower bath) (1893)
  24. Do a seven (1894)
  25. Snuff one’s glim (1900)
  26. Throw in one’s toe (1901)
  27. Take the count (1902)
  28. Shoot one’s star (1903)
  29. Toss in one’s agate (1906)
  30. Chuck up one’s bunch of fives (1909)
  31. Go trumpet cleaning (1915)
  32. Become a landowner (1916)
  33. Answer the last roll call (1936)
  34. Hand in one’s dinner pail (1937)
  35. Climb the six foot ladder (1950)

Slang Terms for Death