#one of life’s most important lessons #brought to you by a deranged monkey
Tag: truth
The difference between my opinion and yours is that you’re wrong.
Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Level of concentration while reading: A plane could crash into my house and I wouldn’t notice.
Level of concentration while doing homework: A speck of dust could distract me for 15 minutes.
introducing friend to your fandom
THIS IS TOO ACCURATE OH MY GOD
The fire in the eyes is also very accurate XD
“That’s your otp”?
“They’re just friends”


