Tag: want

jumpingjacktrash:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

scififreak35:

softspokenandopenminded:

stuunalee:

scarlettjohanssones:

HOLY SHIT YES PLEASE

DO YOH EV EN HA VE TO ASK

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN

Why is this even being asked? Is there an option that isn’t “DEARGODYESOMG”?

i fear time travel shenanigans, but i don’t fear them enough to overcome my deep desire to see this teamup

what if no time travel shenanigans. what if it’s little old i’m not dead yet you sanctimonious fucks peggy carter who would like to die with her boots on, and natasha is actual the only agent in the world who can actually keep up with her when she sneaks out of the hospital, steals a few wallets, digs up a few old shield weapons caches, and toodles cheerfully off to europe to go out in a blaze of nazi-hunting glory like she wanted to before her damn grandkids came over all fussy and took her guns away. 

natasha romanoff has been trained as a remorseless and deadly superspy since she was a baby and she is so, so, so glad that she was never assigned to keep up with agent carter before the two hip surgeries, a knee replacement, and a case of alzheimer’s took a bit of her edge off. 

natasha calls steve every night and bitches about what deranged death-defying shit the ancient hellbat has managed to live through today and steve just giggles at her over the phone. 

‘put peggy on,’ he says.

‘i will not, the two of you just encourage each other.’

‘is that steve?’ peggy wants to know.

‘NO.’

‘put steve on the phone, i want to sext him.’

‘NO.”

‘natasha give peggy the phone.’

#battle granny#at one point she drags a large and terrified blonde personal trainer into a mob shoot-out#it’s not a good time for anyone#rogers you are being a shit backup today what is your problem#“MY NAME IS BRAD AND I WANT TO GO HOME

i feel vaguely guilty for how much i want this to happen

Source: scarlettjohanssones

tinygirlintheflowerdress:

stardust-rain:

Word is on the street that you run the  n a s t i e s t   c r e w  this side of the atlantic.

#sometimes i wonder about what the thief community think of the leverage crew #their jobs are probably passed around like internet urban legends that get more ludicrous each retelling #‘dude did you hear that Hardison hacked the NSA and rerouted a satellite to control the weather broadcast’ #‘parker killed a guy with a fork and jumped out the window’ #‘sophie deveraux literally played two people at the same time’ #‘eliot spencer took down like 15 henchmen and dog with a single crossbow’ #and then sometime after san lorenzo things just escalate #‘i heard something big went down in europe with Nate’s crew’ #‘i HEARD HE TOOK OVER A SMALL COUNTRY AND THREW THE PRESIDENT IN JAIL?!?!?!’ (via stardust-rain)

Source: stardust-rain

hydrae:

i’ve been wanting to read fic focusing on scott, allison and stiles lately but there isn’t much, if at all Q__Q so I opted to draw things to try and get it out of my system. impossible

scifi AU in which the trio are androids created and owned by a ~shadowy organization~ called Nemeton for likely dubious purposes, since for example Allison’s loaded up on like 5000 ways to incapacitate or kill a man with just her pinky.

Nemeton eventually gets disbanded, dissolved or collapses entirely in on itself, forcing the Powers That Be of the organization to dispose of what remains. Instead of deactivating the three, they sell them off to two rival factions, the Argents and Hales, and are intending to wipe their memories before they’re shipped off to their new homes. Obviously not happy with any of this, Scott, Allison and Stiles run off instead. o/

how do you scifi, i just don’t know

Source: hydrae

stereksecretsanta:

Merry Christmas, thepsychicclam!

When Roman politician Stiles inherits a stable of gladiators, there is one who captures his attention above the others…one whose eyes gleam with hate, pride and desire.

Forced into slavery by Roman greed, Derek can barely conceal his contempt toward his new Dominus. Derek has a plan: kill Stiles and end the lineage of the Roman family that enslaved him. For his plan to succeed, he must make a show of respect and obedience—even when called on to service his master’s desires.

Derek is shocked to learn that in the confines of his quarters, Stiles doesn’t want to dominate his slave, but to be taken by him. The sex is explosive as they break society’s taboos and, to Derek’s dismay, they form a tenuous relationship. Even when Stiles learns of Derek’s plans for revenge, he knows he can’t live without his perfect lover. Is he willing to risk it all to tame his gladiator’s heart?

Source: stereksecretsanta

teenwolfactualreactions:

deadeanna:

Mama Wolf AU: Scott never gets bitten. Peter Hale takes a special interest in a nurse he would catch glimpses of in the hospital he was stuck in for years. Trying to form a new pack, he forces the bite on her. Wanting nothing to do with him, she pushes him out of her life and tries to struggle with full moons on her own. Full moons and a persistent Peter aren’t her only problems, she has to juggle making Derek Hale back off from trying to become bffs with her son, keeping her secret from her family, dodging deadly hunters, and controlling her new strengths to help save lives at the hospital. When Peter starts killing again, things get even more out of control and – well, the outcome is a dead Peter Hale, and a lot of power she never thought she’d have to handle, but has no choice either way.

Sign me the fuck up for this AU, it’s glorious

Source: deadeanna