First Auror Potter I have ever painted was on his birthday, July 31st, in 2016, and it’s the first of this collection. I think that’s why I started to think of him as an +20 yo auror. Somehow, it’s like he’s growing with me in real time. My vision of Harry Potter has matured over the years. He’s no longer a young boy in my mind as I’m no longer a child or teenager. What motivates me is to think he’s got wiser and more serious and all shit he’s been through since he was a kid made him even more sarcastic then he was. “No need to call me sir, professor” would turn into something like “You need to call me sir”.
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You know what we need more of? Beginner’s classes for
adults.It’s supposed to be really, really good for you to keep
learning new things as you age. It helps stave off strokes and dementia and Alzheimer’s
and improves memory. And hey, learning stuff is fun.But I really don’t want to be infantilized when I try to
learn something. And I definitely don’t learn the way a child does. And
honestly, what adult wants to be in the same class as children? Very few.This occurred to me recently because I’d like to learn how
to actually ice skate properly. My parents never signed me up for classes,
because it wasn’t a thing they ever cared about or thought about. Now I’m in my
twenties and want to learn, and also don’t want to be surrounded by a bunch of
eight-year-olds who probably honestly skate better than I do. Because that’s
embarrassing, and embarrassment is not how you learn.Would it be good to lose the social stigma of being worse at
something than a child? Yes. Hell
yes. But we’ve got to start somewhere, and like I said: adults don’t really
learn the way kids do, and a lot of people use these kinds of activities to
make friends, and I don’t want to make friends with an eight-year-old, either.So.
Beginner’s classes for adults. Let adults suck at stuff and
learn how to get better and learn new things and broaden their horizons, while still being treated as adults. Classes for writing, for pottery, for chess, for art, for instruments, for singing, for sports, for chemistry. For everything, dammit.
fic writers raise your hands if you like…forget what happens in your own fics
also raise your hand if you ever try to read one of your old fics and you have to close out after three paragraphs like woahhhh…..idk what that was about but let’s not do that again
also if you go back and reread a fic you’re working on then you get to the end and are like damn it why isn’t there more? … oh i wrote this.

I will never get tired of this painting.
“The vengeance is sworn” by Francesco Hayez
(1851)

Deer slipping on ice vis reddit user joebediah
Awe inspiring nature photography for your dashboards.
A child is kidnapped. Outraged, the monsters that live under their bed and in their closet vow to find them.
It was a nightly ritual. One they knew by heart. Child tucked into bed. Mother and father leave. And then the monsters came out to play. Harmless fun for them, nightmares for the child, though the monsters didn’t understand why. After all, the child had them to protect him. Why should he fear the night?
But this night was different. No child came to the room. No parents to tuck him in. Instead, frantic voices down the hall. The Horned One beneath the bed was nearest the door, the one with the biggest ears, and so it craned out just enough to listen.
Taken. Missing.
The Horned One relayed this to the Closet Monster, and to the slithering beast in the attic. Rumbles and hisses joined together. The parents, in their panic, didn’t even notice the extra noise. Juse thunder and the house creaking, sounding louder than normal because they were already afraid.
“Listen,” growled the Closet Monster, shaking its shaggy head to free its ears from the masses of hair. “They are calling their police.”
“Police, police,” said the Attic Beast, hissing with every word. “What good will they do? Lock him up? Lock him away for taking our child? No. Thisss. This is theft. He is OURS. What nightmaresss must he be having now, when he is not safe with us?”
The Horned One nodded its agreement. “We must find him and bring him home. And his kidnapper shall face a more fitting punishment from us. But you,” it said, addressing the Closet Monster. “You are the eldest of we three. What say you?”
The Closet Monster flexed its claws and nodded. “We go now, while the parents are distracted. We will bring our boy home.”
And so into the night they went, the Horned One in the air and grown several times larger in the moonlit night, the Attic Beast slithering from tree to tree, and the Closet Monster galloping along the ground like a great shaggy gorilla. They knew their boy by sight, by sound, and by smell. It didn’t take long to locate his trail.
The Horned One arrived first, and so the first thing the man noticed as he wrestled the small boy out of his van was that the moon had suddenly gone dark. His grip on the boy went slack as he stared upward at the great winged shadow, and the boy pulled free to be scooped up in the arms of the Closet Monster. The boy’s eyes grew wide, but the monster put a finger to its lips, tapping its brow ridge with a wink that could barely be seen behind the mass of hair. Its smile was a little terrifying, what with the giant tusks protruding from the bottom lip, but the boy looked from the monster to the man, and seemed to understand.
The man started to shout, to ask what was going on, but barely got two words in when the Attic Beast struck him, all scales and poison fangs, hissing curses into the night.
“Thisss isss for our boy! You shall never harm another!”
It was the Closet Monster who carried the boy home, knocking on the door and letting the boy down on the porch to slip back in through a window with the others. The parents, filled with shock and relief, did not understand why the boy kept saying the monsters saved him. They supposed he must have made up a story to deal with the trauma.
The kidnapper was to be found the next day, eyes and mouth wide open in a silent scream. The official report was that the man stepped on a snake in the dark and the boy must have taken the opportunity to run. The police would never find out what kind of snake had bit him. The poison did not match any living creature known to man, and the size of the fangs was too large for any ordinary snake. They were able to tell, however, that the man died in agony and very, very afraid.
As for the little boy – thanks to the monsters, he never had nightmares again.
It was sad music, but it waved the sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could to you, but you were still here.















