I have the memory of a dead gnat
Saaaame
Active voice: I will write
Passive voice: Writing will be done
Passive-aggressive voice: I love how you always say you’ll write but never do
How to perform the great rite of banishing:
- Be sure you really want this item gone forever
- Locate the item you wish to permanently banish to the spirit realm
- Think “I don’t want to lose this, I should put it somewhere sensible”
- Put it somewhere sensible.
- It is done, the item is gone from your life forever.
As a witch A+ can confirm, works every time.
Warning: If you EVER buy a replacement because you decide you need it, the banishment will be undone, and you will now have two.
being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying
If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else




















