picklesquash:

bonesbuckleup:

D’you guys think that anytime someone questions anything about Sulu’s flying capabilities he has a split second where everything goes red and the disembodied haunting voice of Christopher Pike comes drifting out of the fog to say, “Is the parking brake on?”

#YOU KIDDING ME SIR#sometimes Hikaru wakes up in the night in a cold sweat#and next to him Ben doesn’t even bother fully waking up to say#‘the parking brake’s not on babe go back to sleep’ (via bonesbuckleup)

me: *trying to find a good fanfiction*
me: i’ve read that one
me: and that one, too
me: and that one
me: oh, wait, haven’t read that one!
me: *halfway through it*
me: yes i have

feathersmoons:

geekwiththeglasses:

rockytop-love:

This picture is honestly the funniest thing and I’m laughing way more than I should be

http://theduffel.co/1X5xRUw

So my father is retired Navy. And it is a well known fact that the Army and Navy love taking the mickey out of the Air Force. (”They have tea time, Leah. Tea time.) So one day I asked what the Navy thought of the Coast Guard, and he turned to me and said (dead serious) “We have the utmost respect for them. Because they’re the ones out during storms and hurricanes, saving idiots who the Lord didn’t bless with an ounce of common sense.”

*has died of laugh*

Source: greeneggs-an-sam

akireyta:

officersmitten:

pumpkinspicesappho:

let’s be real abt ghostbusters for a second because it is not even debatable that after the girls save the city and holtzmann’s face is on television they get 200 calls a day like “there’s a ghost in my bed and i need jillian holtzmann to come and take care of it”

#every time there’s a call from a creepy dude asking for holtz they send kevin#bc 1) there’s never a real ghost so he cant possibly screw it up#2) he always makes the creepy guy feel incredibly inferior#3) kevin feels SO good about himself cause he presses a couple buttons on his fake proton pack and BOOM no ghost ! (via geekholtz)

KEVIN WITH A TOY PROTON PACK!